rosie
absolutely amazing rosie
my friends think im becoming obsessed
but im not
really
i just think
"she gets me right frickin here"
(that was an a1 steak sauce commercial back in the day)
she says people tell her shes too young to be going thru menopause
thats crap
all people are different
shes proven that in every way possible
in spiritual years id say shes like 180
the things shes done for other people
would take 5 lifetimes
the changes shes made in other peoples lives
is enormous
okok maybe im just so happy to get to see her pretty face on tv again
that im going overboard
SHUT UP, NO IM NOT!
shes awesome
ok not quite the right word but you know what i mean
ive been working on this collage for her
for 5 years
it was meant to cheer her up
when i thought she was sad
right before the haircut
love love love
my best friend had that haircut when i met him
yes hes gay
it was 1999
anyways
thats why i talked to him
they are so alike in many ways
amazing storytellers
funny
exciting
in every way
i wish they could meet
id have to wear depends(again)
cause i dont know if i could handle
all the love that would be in the room
he could tell her stories
she could tell him
i wouldnt be talking
because id bi in the corner
choking on my crispy creme
and then theyd have to save me
put me in the hospital
because my bladder would be out of control
thank god for depends
(well god didnt invent them, but whoever did thank you)
thank rosies mom
for bringing such a wonderful woman into our lives
thank andrews mom
for bringing me a best friend
they are both now in heaven
for the same reason
and they are watching their kids
and laughing
man, im tearin up
back to happy
thank you rosie
for making these black days brighter
my friend andy is in florida
not far from rosie
and it makes me sad
to think that you are so close
and will probably never meet
that would be the night of a lifetime
for both i think
ok all three if i was there
inspiration would come
things would be changed
if only we could get wubya out
and make peace in the world
or we;d just
have fun with the kids
running on the beach
playing in the sand
id tell rosies kids how much their mother was an inspiration
to us all
even the people that are mean to her
she still means something to them
or they wouldnt bother
(bastards)
oops sorry
got a little mad there
ok ok
this is getting long
but you get the jist
im glad she's back in our lives again
when i dont have my andy here
i have rosie on my computer
and that makes me smile
k now im gonna call andrew
and cry about how much i miss him
and have him make me laugh
wish he was here
crap this was supposed to be about rosie
well, they are almost one in the same
(well except for the penis thing)
ok ok nite