Tuesday, October 18, 2005

craxy bitches

the demons made me cry today
on the job
in front of people

evil coworkers
have no right
to judge me and mine

my daughter is more important
than this waitressing job

quit harrassing me
for doing the right thing

your kids were young once
would you have sacrificed what i have
to make then happy

you have no idea
what its like doing this as a single parent

my life
revolves around my baby
not orders for omelets

fuck off people
let me go in time
your stressing me out

and vivian
pull the stick out of your ass
we all know that you did not pay off 97,000 dollars
in credit card bills
you are a waitress
in the same resteraunt that we are
and your husband
is a loser
quit lying to make yourself look more important
cause your not
and if you tell me to do a 5th tray of butters one more time
i will sabotage your tips
by walking thru your section
the day after i have tacos
and blame the smell
on you!

10 Comments:

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

I'm starting to see a theme in your blog lately......

9:10 PM  
Blogger Jaxe said...

wow. first time here. and wow. you write with such power. speak, soul sister, speak ;-) nice to meet you on this randomest of highways ;-)

j

1:06 AM  
Blogger still_figuring_out said...

vivian sounds so stuck up.

1:32 AM  
Blogger diadima said...

ahhh waitresses. tori amos wrote a great song about them. it never ceases to amaze me how they get off on these imaginary power-trips. i love being a woman, but i hate working with them as i believe they become evil, hateful and nosey creatures. as a bartender, i no longer have to deal with their shit because the minute someone starts pulling attitude is usually around the time they start waiting 10-15 min for their pints. i've waitressed since i was 15, and my official comment on the matter is that bartending is the way to go: better money, less hassle, better looking men.

cheers baby

4:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww, I'm sorry sweetie. How did they judge you?

9:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i cried at work yesterday, too, in the vicinity of clients... first time in an age.

still not sure what to think about that.

9:00 AM  
Blogger GingerSnaps said...

kitty-poo, what is the theme? that i hate my life/

jaxe, nice to meet you too. we dont hold back here..

still, vivian is a cunt! i cried at work yesterday too..i dont know whats going on its like im premenstrual??

dia, i have been a waitress for 15 years and i hate it!
I had this awesome bartending job at this hotel and i was roped into taking thia waitressing job. i knew it was going to be like this (working with catty bitches and all) but i still had to do it. im more stressed out than ive ever been.

miss bees, they talk shit about me because i try to change the way things are here. not always, but if you could improve something to make it run smoother wouldnt you wanna try it?

nikki, i hate crying in front of customers. it tears down the service wall we customer service people put up to being immune to emotion.

ubie, me too babe, im trying to get rid of her. the hard part about that is that she has worked here for 15 years (as a waitress, lame) and she is set in her ways. she pushes everyone else around an dthey just deal wih it!

11:47 AM  
Blogger GingerSnaps said...

dia, i forgot to add another bartender trick. if you dont like the waitress, say you make a jack and coke, you overflow the coke when putting it in the glass and when she picks it up her hands will get all sticky. she will have to be constantly washing her hands and it will stress her out. ive been doing it for years.

also, make her garnish her own drinks.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Jaded said...

www.waiterrant.net

You should read it.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

I'll hold her down, you can kick the shit out of her.

2:37 PM  

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