gays have no tolerence for unstylish fag hags
so, if any of you heard
today was supposed to be"side pony-tail day"
well, that didnt so much work out for me and heres why.
90 percent of my male friends are gay
i got thru about ten minutes of my day before i run into my best friend andrew
(you know a mans gay when he makes you say his full name..also see:matthew, jonathon, benjamin, etc.etc.
ok, he pulls up next to me at the gas station, look sat me in my car, pulls away and drives home. calls me and says if i ever do that to him again, we will not be friends anymore.
friend number 2, dale
gets out of his car
puts his hand in the air and says
"oh no you didnt"
i am now on a timeout
situation number 3
i get home from grocery shopping( lots of horrible looks in walmart, and one other lady with a banana clip)
im in my apartment for a while, i go back downstairs to find my car blocked in.
there are six other open spots right next to me...she parks me in.
i have to leave for work soon, so i call my caretaker and find out whos car it is, have him find her and tell her to move it. she has obviously done this to piss me off..
she comes down, i tell her if she ever does this to me again, i will hit her car with mine(mine is alot bigger)
blah blah blah, we get into a huge fight, my caretaker comes down, tells her im right(of course)
shes pissed cause i parked in her spot. they are doing construction right now, so we dont have assigned spots, we got a letter from someone stating that, so a bunch of shit happens, she calls the cops cause she thinks im mean, i tell her that the cops are going to laugh at her stupid ass, but she does it anyway, i m sick of waiting for them so i take a shower, put my side-pony back in, get out and the cops are at my door. they tell me they ticketed her for parking me and three other people in, laugh at how stupid she is, then(the gay cop, of course we have a gay cop here) tells me that i i ever wear my hair like that in public again, he will ticket me 500 bucks from the fashion police mophia. bastard
ok, that was so much better in my head, or while it was really happening..
needless to say, i took it out and went to work, only to see a guest in the wedding i was bartending, wearing a banana clip on the side! i almost pissed myself! (ok, i might have actually pee;d myself alittle, but i would never tell you that.)
maybe ill try again tomorrow...
today was supposed to be"side pony-tail day"
well, that didnt so much work out for me and heres why.
90 percent of my male friends are gay
i got thru about ten minutes of my day before i run into my best friend andrew
(you know a mans gay when he makes you say his full name..also see:matthew, jonathon, benjamin, etc.etc.
ok, he pulls up next to me at the gas station, look sat me in my car, pulls away and drives home. calls me and says if i ever do that to him again, we will not be friends anymore.
friend number 2, dale
gets out of his car
puts his hand in the air and says
"oh no you didnt"
i am now on a timeout
situation number 3
i get home from grocery shopping( lots of horrible looks in walmart, and one other lady with a banana clip)
im in my apartment for a while, i go back downstairs to find my car blocked in.
there are six other open spots right next to me...she parks me in.
i have to leave for work soon, so i call my caretaker and find out whos car it is, have him find her and tell her to move it. she has obviously done this to piss me off..
she comes down, i tell her if she ever does this to me again, i will hit her car with mine(mine is alot bigger)
blah blah blah, we get into a huge fight, my caretaker comes down, tells her im right(of course)
shes pissed cause i parked in her spot. they are doing construction right now, so we dont have assigned spots, we got a letter from someone stating that, so a bunch of shit happens, she calls the cops cause she thinks im mean, i tell her that the cops are going to laugh at her stupid ass, but she does it anyway, i m sick of waiting for them so i take a shower, put my side-pony back in, get out and the cops are at my door. they tell me they ticketed her for parking me and three other people in, laugh at how stupid she is, then(the gay cop, of course we have a gay cop here) tells me that i i ever wear my hair like that in public again, he will ticket me 500 bucks from the fashion police mophia. bastard
ok, that was so much better in my head, or while it was really happening..
needless to say, i took it out and went to work, only to see a guest in the wedding i was bartending, wearing a banana clip on the side! i almost pissed myself! (ok, i might have actually pee;d myself alittle, but i would never tell you that.)
maybe ill try again tomorrow...
posted by GingerSnaps at 3:22 AM
15 Comments:
Well now you have learned a valuable lesson! My seven year old niece was wearing a side ponytail last night. And even though she is gorgeous and only seven so she can get away with any fashion faux pas, I still demanded a brush and redid her hair. It's my duty as her aunt to protect her from bad hair.
lol, but it was side pony-tail day!!
im so putting one in my daughters hair today then sending her with her dad for a birthday party..
OMG!! That's the funniest thing ever! Leave it to your gays to set you "straight" with the side-ponytail! You should have known better!
i have a date with my friend dale again today, im trying again, so we'll seee how it goes.
Is the side pony out? OMG! I would have never known! LOL!
I put some of Jadette's hair in a side ponytail. The back stays down, and I brush the one side over to the other and put in a ponytail. She looks cute, dammit.
im gonna need to see some pictures...
lightfeather, its only out of style if you want it to be..*lilred rolls her pants then places tubes socks over the bottom*
side ponytails are hot! its like your a girly girl with flare and attitude. Just throw on a bunch of swatch watches and kabam! Look out!
In seriousness I wish this was more in style than those tiny shorts with "JUICY" written on the butt.
?tells me that i i ever wear my hair like that in public again, he will ticket me 500 bucks from the fashion police mophia. bastard".
haaaaaaahahhaha. LOL.
Why don't gay men like hairdos that aren't straight?
To answer your questions...
Yes, Madagascar was good!
Yes, sometimes my legs DO fall asleep in the bathroom. And, when faced with the dreaded combination of vomiting and diarrhea, just bring the ever-faithful pot into the bathroom with you.
cheyenne, i hate those too! i almost crahed yesterday because some nasty whore was walking down the street and i coulnt stop glaring at her.
spirit, i think they always like to be in control?i know mine do.
jaded, i could never ever throw up in a pot i knew i would be cooking food in someday. cripes, i have ocd so bad that i dont let my food touch!i figured it out though, first, do not throw up in the tub, second, bathroom garbage bage that have a scent are not good to puke into. they just make you puke more.
still figuring out, i really think that this is a real thing, and yes i do believe that elton john is the leader..
petunia, lets start a hate rally for those shorts!
lilred i have to ask you some advice? I dont know if this is the right place or what not but anyways here goes..I've recently started dating a very special person that has been diagnosed with bipolar. Everything was great and just phenomenal for the longest time but as of two weeks ago she's went into a manic mood. Is there a place for someone like me to learn more about it or do they have alanon type meetings for this type of thing? I just want to learn for both of us because she really isnt acting herself and I dont want to add to the pile of shit as she calls it. The only reason I ask is because your the only "real" person i know on the internet and you actually wore a side pony-tail! Please forgive me if im out of place here.
cheyenne, email me @ iceprincess204@yahoo.com
Good on you Cheyenne, that you are willing to learn about this rather than just walk away. Tres cool.
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