christopher
so i was talking to my friend chris last night
we were discussing my love for ani difranco
when he asked me if she was still a lesbian
i said, hmm, i think shes bi
and he then remembered me reading to him how she has had like 37 abortions
and he said to me
"id be surprised if her vagina still works"
he actually said vagina to me!
well, needless to say, i had to get up and run to the bathroom so i didnt piss myself(hey women can say piss right?)
well, he was linked to my site and he is trying to make up his own now so you will all get to meet him. the man who makes me piss myself on a daily basis with his,"im not really joking" humor.
he needs a name
hes very creative, but for some reason he thinks he needs the perfecrt name
any suggestions?
he said it had to mean something to him, so here are some of his like and dislikes
dislikes:
snakes
bridges
me
talking about menstration
me waking hiom up in the middle of the night to tell him theres a bat in my room
waking him up and telling him theres a ghost in my room
also, he despises when i misspell(so i do it on purpose to drive him nuts)
likes:
peanut butter, banana baseball in the middle of the street at 3 a.m.
watching me make an asss of myself
gambling
bingo
my cooking
singing bonjovi into beer bottles at our favorite pub
getting drunk and floating down the river on a tube
watching me float away on the tube because they have untied me for being too obnoxious
poker
movies that he pretends dont effect him when he' with me then he watches them at home(i know you cry later)(how could you not cry aftre watching simon birch??)
ok, that enough for now.
help me think of a name for him will ya??
(i think it should be dimples, cause when he drinks he gets this shit-eating grin with big dimples)
we were discussing my love for ani difranco
when he asked me if she was still a lesbian
i said, hmm, i think shes bi
and he then remembered me reading to him how she has had like 37 abortions
and he said to me
"id be surprised if her vagina still works"
he actually said vagina to me!
well, needless to say, i had to get up and run to the bathroom so i didnt piss myself(hey women can say piss right?)
well, he was linked to my site and he is trying to make up his own now so you will all get to meet him. the man who makes me piss myself on a daily basis with his,"im not really joking" humor.
he needs a name
hes very creative, but for some reason he thinks he needs the perfecrt name
any suggestions?
he said it had to mean something to him, so here are some of his like and dislikes
dislikes:
snakes
bridges
me
talking about menstration
me waking hiom up in the middle of the night to tell him theres a bat in my room
waking him up and telling him theres a ghost in my room
also, he despises when i misspell(so i do it on purpose to drive him nuts)
likes:
peanut butter, banana baseball in the middle of the street at 3 a.m.
watching me make an asss of myself
gambling
bingo
my cooking
singing bonjovi into beer bottles at our favorite pub
getting drunk and floating down the river on a tube
watching me float away on the tube because they have untied me for being too obnoxious
poker
movies that he pretends dont effect him when he' with me then he watches them at home(i know you cry later)(how could you not cry aftre watching simon birch??)
ok, that enough for now.
help me think of a name for him will ya??
(i think it should be dimples, cause when he drinks he gets this shit-eating grin with big dimples)
posted by GingerSnaps at 11:46 AM
10 Comments:
Totally tubular!
How about Sir Christopher Pissmypants?
It's hard to choose between these two, but damn I believe Lo Lo has the very thing.
ChrissyPissyPants
He who shall be nameth! I nameth thee ProfessorVonPisstopher! I have no clue but it was worth a shot.
i like Sir Christopher Pissmypants.
LOL
i think he might be leanibg towaards cheyennes suggestion, althouhg he thinks they are all funny. i think he needs to just get the fuck on here so that he can enjoy this crazy blogging world as much as i do.
chrispiss sounds good
I like Cheyenne's, because depending on his mood, he could be funny (make you piss your pants) or angry (pissed). It gives him more variety.
he definately has variety in him. i think he might actually be in "bipolar denial"
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