poop
have you ever noticed that you are always in the most inconvenient places when you get really bad gas, thus making you hold it in and turning it into a super bad tummy ache resulting in the worst case of diarreah ever?
just wondering if its just me.
worst case ever when you have to choose between pooping your pants or pulling over to do your business on the side of the road.
(yes you know youve have to choose before)
just wondering if its just me.
worst case ever when you have to choose between pooping your pants or pulling over to do your business on the side of the road.
(yes you know youve have to choose before)
posted by GingerSnaps at 8:48 PM
12 Comments:
So true.
the other day i accidently pooped my pants. i've been sick so i wasn't sure if i really had to go or not. i did. times like this i am glad i am single and live alone.
my friend just did that at applebee's last week. he had to throw his undies out in the bathroom and wash his ass in the sink while i stood guard.
Just catching up since I was last here, let's see: slept with the ex, check, got tired, check, talked about having dirreah, check. Ok, I'm all caught up on my lilred. LOL. Take it easy mama.
xo, bees
LMAO!!!
If you have to fart to stop yourself from pooping in your knickers, then fart for goodness sake. I always have, and I've never pooped in your knickers.
geez owl, i hope youve never pooped in MY knickers!
One time I had three roommies and one of them was n the shower, and I hat to poop on a towel in her room whiole she was in the shower, casue she went over the suggested 10 minute time limit of morning showers. It was her towel, and hioly smokes did it stink... for some reason she moved out that month....
me and my roomate had this same fucking discussion last night! He tried to say he was never guilty of cuttin the cheese with a little extra somethin somethin behind it. Liar!
Farting is just nature's way of saying something has got to come out! If you gotta go, you gotta go. Everybody does it, so why is it so taboo??
you rock for 2 reasons
you just blogged about poo
and
You and your daughter sang me happy birthday... fantastic..
Thanks!!
Damn everyone. Just drop it like napalm.
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