Tuesday, December 13, 2005

poop

have you ever noticed that you are always in the most inconvenient places when you get really bad gas, thus making you hold it in and turning it into a super bad tummy ache resulting in the worst case of diarreah ever?

just wondering if its just me.

worst case ever when you have to choose between pooping your pants or pulling over to do your business on the side of the road.

(yes you know youve have to choose before)

10 Comments:

Blogger Tiffany Fairbanks said...

So true.

12:12 AM  
Blogger GingerSnaps said...

my friend just did that at applebee's last week. he had to throw his undies out in the bathroom and wash his ass in the sink while i stood guard.

12:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just catching up since I was last here, let's see: slept with the ex, check, got tired, check, talked about having dirreah, check. Ok, I'm all caught up on my lilred. LOL. Take it easy mama.

xo, bees

12:44 AM  
Blogger The Lone Rangers said...

LMAO!!!

6:15 AM  
Blogger Spirit Of Owl said...

If you have to fart to stop yourself from pooping in your knickers, then fart for goodness sake. I always have, and I've never pooped in your knickers.

11:30 AM  
Blogger GingerSnaps said...

geez owl, i hope youve never pooped in MY knickers!

3:55 PM  
Blogger CheyenneWay said...

me and my roomate had this same fucking discussion last night! He tried to say he was never guilty of cuttin the cheese with a little extra somethin somethin behind it. Liar!

9:50 AM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

Farting is just nature's way of saying something has got to come out! If you gotta go, you gotta go. Everybody does it, so why is it so taboo??

9:55 AM  
Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

you rock for 2 reasons
you just blogged about poo
and
You and your daughter sang me happy birthday... fantastic..

Thanks!!

6:10 PM  
Blogger peemil said...

Damn everyone. Just drop it like napalm.

1:54 PM  

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