i should change my name to slut
i cant get this out of my head
the prepubescent ramblings of a jealous 22 year old
"stay away from him, he's a player"
hmm
in girl lingo this means
"ive slept with him and im not ready to stop stalking him
and im really bitter because he now likes you"
he flirts with me right in front of her
well, not really flirting, just having a conversation
with lots of smiles and laughter
he likes me
i like him
we make each other laugh
and turn each other on
not just sexually
but intellectually
i want to talk to him every day
we will never run out of things to talk about
we are interested in each other
(plus, we have already had sex and we still talk to each other)
which means there is something more there than a one-night stand
girl follows us out to his boat
pretends something is wrong with her stupid ipod so that he will help her fix it
he is giving me that" dont you dare leave cause were gonna make out hardcore" look
starts rocking the boat and tells me "i have to earn my sealegs"
she wont leave
i get tired
i let her win
well, she thinks she has won
but i win
because i am not clingy
and i am not a dumb girl
who cant figure out her stupid ipod
we bonded
for we both knew all the words to "the humptydance"
and he likes my gay friend
(even after he grabbed his weiner)
that rarely happens
that he didnt get offended
my daughter and i went to the harbor where he lives today
to pay off a check
because my checkbook is missing
we start driving away
and she says to me
"mommy, i wanna go hang out with your nice boyfriend"
fuck
he's not my boyfriend
but she met him once and now she loves him
im screwed
she never kikes strange men
but she liked this one from the start
i think im in trouble here
he was a good kisser
and has a big winky
and knows how to read
same taste in music
and he makes me laugh
i need to stay away
because the little jealous bitch tells me to
i want no catfights
or drama
i wont go back
i would like to be alone
fuck, im a bad liar
i'd just like to add. today is said meats birthday. he has recently lost his drivers license due to weird circumstances. he was lookin at bikes on ebay when he was here the other day...do you think it would be too forward to buy him a bike for his birthday, leave it as a surprise on the deck of the boat with a secret admirrers note on it? well, not secret admirer, but ill have a card with some things written in it that only i would know?whatcha think? id have to do it tonight after work and put it there while he's sleepin.
the prepubescent ramblings of a jealous 22 year old
"stay away from him, he's a player"
hmm
in girl lingo this means
"ive slept with him and im not ready to stop stalking him
and im really bitter because he now likes you"
he flirts with me right in front of her
well, not really flirting, just having a conversation
with lots of smiles and laughter
he likes me
i like him
we make each other laugh
and turn each other on
not just sexually
but intellectually
i want to talk to him every day
we will never run out of things to talk about
we are interested in each other
(plus, we have already had sex and we still talk to each other)
which means there is something more there than a one-night stand
girl follows us out to his boat
pretends something is wrong with her stupid ipod so that he will help her fix it
he is giving me that" dont you dare leave cause were gonna make out hardcore" look
starts rocking the boat and tells me "i have to earn my sealegs"
she wont leave
i get tired
i let her win
well, she thinks she has won
but i win
because i am not clingy
and i am not a dumb girl
who cant figure out her stupid ipod
we bonded
for we both knew all the words to "the humptydance"
and he likes my gay friend
(even after he grabbed his weiner)
that rarely happens
that he didnt get offended
my daughter and i went to the harbor where he lives today
to pay off a check
because my checkbook is missing
we start driving away
and she says to me
"mommy, i wanna go hang out with your nice boyfriend"
fuck
he's not my boyfriend
but she met him once and now she loves him
im screwed
she never kikes strange men
but she liked this one from the start
i think im in trouble here
he was a good kisser
and has a big winky
and knows how to read
same taste in music
and he makes me laugh
i need to stay away
because the little jealous bitch tells me to
i want no catfights
or drama
i wont go back
i would like to be alone
fuck, im a bad liar
i'd just like to add. today is said meats birthday. he has recently lost his drivers license due to weird circumstances. he was lookin at bikes on ebay when he was here the other day...do you think it would be too forward to buy him a bike for his birthday, leave it as a surprise on the deck of the boat with a secret admirrers note on it? well, not secret admirer, but ill have a card with some things written in it that only i would know?whatcha think? id have to do it tonight after work and put it there while he's sleepin.
posted by GingerSnaps at 12:14 AM
8 Comments:
letting someone make you happy is not slutty girlfriend.
You go get him. It's dog eat dog out there, and if he's as nice as he sounds then I wouldn't give up if I were you. Plus he's got a boat!
In my experience, boys don't like to be smothered. Play it as cool as you are now, and he will be BEGGING for you soon.
thanks lorena. i dreamt about him last night and he was making me really happy(no, not in a naughty way)
keet, your special ed techer is calling, you might wanna go back to class or youll miss the morning snack.
wbb, i dont think im going to give up.im actually going to do something really nice..i will have an addition on this post please read.
cheyenne, said boat is a yacht, i dont think i could run her over if i tried. you know, its weird, he really acted different this last time. not really in a bad way, kinda like he was showing off, but he called me the next day and he was very concerned about the fact that i lost my checkbook..hmm.oh, and i hate ipods!
lolo, beg for me he will alright. ill just turn on the "im ignoring you" charm that us girls know how to do so well.
propers - I hope things work out for you. Nice guys are out there....
on the bike thing, depends on how long you've known him. if it hasn't been very long, then that might be a little too much of a gift. in my opinion. well, and it depends on the cost of the bike. i went bike shopping with my ex once and they were crazy expensive. way more than i thought a bike would cost.
glad you are happy! ;)
First of all, don't you buy him a bike. Second of all, if you do buy him a bike, it better not be an ugly one like yours is. (Although he does have a dog to put in the basket) Third of all, don't you dare do it.
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