Wednesday, August 31, 2005

my breasts are interfering with my life.

i am very crabby today
i am sick of being treated like a peice of ass
i fuckin read everyday
anything i can get my hands on
i try to engage in conversations that dont involve
fallatio, breasts or buttholes
i want to talk about religion, the universe, science, history
anything but sex
so why is it i cannot find a man that will talk about anything but my tits?
if i could have a reduction i would
in a frickin heartbeat

and why is it that men have to play games
why??
i am done looking for mister right
when misses right could be right around the corner

seriously contemplating lesbianism today
any takers?

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35 Comments:

Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

While i'm not really interested in being your girlfriend, I am interesting in talking about things other than sex. love the pic by the way!

12:43 PM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

can you tell me how someone could make a promise to my little girl with no intention of fulfilling that promise? jesus, i really am having a bad day.

12:45 PM  
Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...

unless it was her father or someone she is related to that made the promise, my solution to that NEVER happening again, is to NOT let people make her promises.

i know you can not hide her or shelter her from the world forever, but there is a reason why i have only let my daughter around one of the boyfriends i've had. he broke her heart and made her cry because he broke a promise. i then dumped him (because no one makes my baby cry) and i have never let her around my guy friends since. don't need her getting attached and such, when i am the one who gets sick of them anyway.

(i'm not saying that is what happened with you, i'm just giving an example of what has happened with me and what i did to prevent it for now. it's too hard to explain things like that to a 7 year old.)

12:57 PM  
Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...

oh, and i am sorry you are having a bad day babe.

*hugs*

12:58 PM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

it happened by accident sandra. i didnt know she was beong dropped off by gramma so early and he was still here. he lives on a boat and he told her he would take her out on it. he probably still would, he told me that last nite, but..oh fuck, i dont know what im talking about..i hate being fucking bipolar!!!!!!

1:24 PM  
Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

I can't tell you, cause I couldn't imagine ever doing that, but then again I don't think with a wanker.

Some men will say anything to get in a woman's pants. Remember in "about a boy"? when that ass thinks he has found the holy grail by dating single mothers?

I think sandra is right in that the only man you can trust not to hurt your daughter is her daddy, but there are men out there that will love your daughter as much as you do, they are just hiding.

its just a lot of most men to sign up for you know? I mean I don't think I could imagine dating a single dad, but I could never see myself hurting his kid.

I don't know, now i'm just rambling, and trying to be honest, I hope I didn't hurt ya..

1:31 PM  
Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

alrighty sweetie, its time to follow the way of the cowboy and get that spam stopper thingy

2:00 PM  
Blogger Übermilf said...

I don't know -- at least "Joe" and "Jon" wanted to talk about something besides sex.

4:44 PM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

ive never had this much spam. i wonder if its because my breasts are so prominently displayed on my blog??

5:02 PM  
Blogger WhiteBoyBob said...

Well I've only ever met one woman that was genuinely interested in talking about astronomy, art, physics - well science in general - without thinking I was a geek and I ended up marrying her :o)

I think in general most men and women are crap. You'll find someone I'm sure, maybe you're looking in the wrong places?

PS I am a geek, but I am also regarded as a bit of a dude (apparently).

PPS Oooh, that sounded a bit arrogant didn't it?

PPPS What I'm trying to say is I don't look or behave like your "typical" geek.

PPPPS I'll shut up now.

5:19 PM  
Blogger Little Miss Can't Be Wrong said...

You are a beautiful woman, but I have to wonder what you're projecting if it's your breasts that are interfering with your life. They're pretty prominently displayed in your blog photo, and your pose is pretty suggestive looking. Which is to say, it doesn't exactly come across that you'd rather be talking about history, and there's not a man on the planet with eyeballs in his head who's going to think about history when he's faced with the contents of your photo. I'm not suggesting you shouldn't be yourself, but maybe you should tone it down a little? Not trying to be hyper-critical; just a suggestion. Blessings --

5:20 PM  
Blogger WhiteBoyBob said...

Incoming!!!! Spammers at 10 o'clock!

Butt-munchers!

5:53 PM  
Blogger naughtygirl said...

great pic!! i have big boobs too. my nickname all through school was titts. and basically its my name now too. but sometimes it has perks. you know when you get a ticket or for free drinks..lol

6:12 PM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

lilmiss cant be wrong. i put that pic up as a joke. i do not always dress like that and i do not walk around with my tits hanging out..it was just , i dont know, a joke.
however , i am serious about the written part.

wbb. i wish i could find a geek like you..

naughty girl, that was my nickname in school too. along with cleavage canyon and firecrotch. these people need to come up with some new material.

6:42 PM  
Blogger truthwarp said...

I'll take you up on the lesbian thing. Indeed I am a lesbian (trapped inside a very manly body).

Seriously, red, I do get you on this one. I'm tired of women looking at the huge bulge in my cutoffs, I wish they'd see me for the intelligent, sensitive, creative, ... aw fuck, I don't even believe what I'm writing myself.

7:07 PM  
Blogger truthwarp said...

oh, and little miss - please STFU!

more, more more more! ;)

7:08 PM  
Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

see lil' red proof positive..
men are wankers.
end of story

7:14 PM  
Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

oh and lets all not get littlemisscantbewrong
with
Moi,
The one, the only LMK

7:38 PM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

we could never confuse you with anyone else.

and bryce, that bilge in your pants is probably your nasty gut filled with gas from eating too much mayo.

8:02 PM  
Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...

little miss can't be wrong, i see what you are trying to say, but i just have to interject here for a moment. I have size 34D breasts (that are real) and I wear a size 5, which accentuates my breast size even more. I can wear jeans and a plain old white t-shirt and get stopped, talked to, looked at, gawked at, hit on, etc. going just to the grocery store. i am not dressed in any way that is to attract male attention, yet i get it anyway.

large breasts really cannot be hidden under clothing without looking frumpy, and there is no woman who wants to look frumpy.

i think i can positively say that lil red is not going out dressed like she is in that photo. if she was, then she is smart enough to realize that no man is going to listen to anything she has to say, unless it's sexual.

there is nothing wrong with wanting to look beautiful and at the same time expect respect from men. which is what this boils down to. it's not her fault, it's the problem with most men.

8:10 PM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

amen sista!

8:12 PM  
Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

It is the never ending balance, the tightrope we walk as women, between sex object and respected woman.

I understand where you are coming from sandra and lil'red, but my bosom has never been so ample that a sweatshirt couldn't give me some peace... except in high school, but that was just by comparison.
stupid anorexic cheerleaders...

8:15 PM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

i get what your saying lmk, i could try to hide it underneath sweatshirts, but i hate to do that. plus it gets pretty hot here. i like to wear form fitting clothes so that i dont look frumpy..form-fitting, not skin tight.

btw, in high school, i was a cheerleader and a gymnast so it was really hard to hide my bosoms(as i was the most developed girl in my school)

8:34 PM  
Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...

sorry, but i don't own even one sweatshirt. i also don't own/wear sweatpants. for me (not everyone, so don't anyone take this the wrong way), sweatshirts/pants are sloppy so i don't wear them. (that's just the way i was raised. my mom is one of those people who dresses up to go grocery shopping, so some of that has rubbed off on me.)

so, i'm with you lil red, fuck wearing sweatshirts, especially to work.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

woah...
K so I have cottage/workout clothes that I will hang out in, sometimes to the go to pick up milk at the grocery store.
Not suggesting either of you should have to go to work in baggy clothes to work to avoid being glared at..

9:21 PM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

lol, you two. i wear sweats sometimes, but not really anywhere but to the gym and the grocery store..

i wear a uniform at work so i have to show my cleavage because my boss says so. i wish i could get a job in the medical feild(what i went to school for) so i could wear scrubs all day.

9:38 PM  
Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...

sorry, i was realizing how snotty i probably sounded, and i wasn't trying to be. i don't sit around at home all dressed up. actually i usually lounge around in pj's.

i am pms-ing and i keep taking things too personally. sorry guys.

11:17 PM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

its ok babe, im crabby as fuck today too..hence the nasty post. i think were cycling together like roomates do. have you noticed that?

11:32 PM  
Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

s'all good, I usually sit around in my pj's but every once and a while I get showered and do my hair, my make up, and just go walk around target because THERE IS NOTHING TO DO in my boring ass town...

12:00 AM  
Blogger Keet said...

I like embracing hypocrisy. It is fun. My head hurts,
I have been chewing my teeth all evening.
I dont I have anything productive to say.

Stars hurt my brain.

WHAT THELL IS THIS "GAMES" gals like to speak of so often? I dont think I as a male am smart enough to play these games, therefore even when it looks like im playing games, I really am not. I think its like learning chess, perpetually learning chess....cant think three moves ahead just yet.

In social situations I always make a point to not look at the boobs.. ever..when I am speaking to a gal. Unfortunately, this makes me seem disinterested... Which sucks. "He wasnt even checking me out... what do I have to do???" SEE!!! we cant win!

12:38 AM  
Blogger You Can't Afford Me said...

lol! maybe our pheromones are somehow seeping through the internet to cause our synchronous menstruation.

lmk, lol! i do the same thing, but i go to JoAnn. my mom is always like "why are you all dressed up, where are you going?", i'm like, "to the craft store".

1:51 AM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

keet, are you having issues?

the game im speaking of is trying to get close to a single parents kid so that you can sleep with the mom.
that fuckin game sucks. i try not to let it happen, but when you sstart out as friends...sometimes you cant help it.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Keet said...

My brother siad that to me once....ONCE.

(Johnny Dangerously Rocks)

1:29 AM  
Blogger CheyenneWay said...

hmmmm, a conversation about buttholes ya say? Well there was this one time at bandcamp...Nah i wont go there :P

Seriously though im sending good vibes for ya girl cause if you say you like geeks then you would be the most kick ass woman ever. Something about us dudes love hot women. All you chicks in here are hot. I cant go for more than ten seconds without thinking about it. Why? I dont know. Guys are just wired that way I guess. I wish i had a more profound statement but i honestly dont think you were looking for an actual answer.

You could try hitting up places that are focused on the things you want to talk about. The planetarium, library, or an arts exhibition. I think alot of the problem you run into with men is that you work in a bar. Matter of fact i know thats why cause those guys are nothing more than douche bags waiting to be recycled by the prison system or detox.

((((HUGS))))

p.s. I'll talk about any of that stuff with you any time ya want to and I promise no buttholes.

3:47 AM  
Blogger im here somewhere said...

cheyenne, you wanna go to the planetarium with me?

my problem is yes, that i work in a bar. that i close the bar, and can only socialize in the middle of the night when all the nice boys(geeks) are sleepin..oh, what to do??

8:27 AM  

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